"What can I do to put you in this database today?"

First off, let the record show that Carly has no proof I actually said that. So a hospitalist walks into the bar and the bartender says "What can I get you?" and the hospitalist says "I'd like an affiliation with a group that offer great benefits and networking opportunities that promotes excellence in the field hospital medicine and delivers." The bartender pours him a tall, frosty glass of SHM and thats how a membership happens. Or so thats what Christine has told me. I dont really know for certain.
If I ever had the opportunity to educate someone about SHM I would first highlight the opportunities that are associated with membership. I would explain about the exciting webinar series that we are currently promoting and how the networking opportunites are excellent. I would also mention the numerous CME credits available through our programs and how it is vital to stay constantly educated in the ever changing world of hospital medicine. I would definitely mention the excited programs and resource rooms we manage such as VTE, CSSSi, and BOOST. All of these programs are new wave and very excited. i would finally tell them about the AWESOME and trendy clothes we have in the store. I would highlight the clothes and not the books. Have you seen the hats we have? To die for. I would also tell them when they sign up over the phone to give a woman named Christine as much trouble as possible.
Its friday and I'm pumped about that. Last nights It's always sunny was hilarious and I havent been keeping up becuase of practice, so it was nice to finally catch a new episode. So thats that. Everyone have an awesome weekend and be safe.