The Worst Commercial of All Time

The name’s Jess, it rhymes with mess and rightfully so. My favorite holiday is Shark Week. I can lick my elbow. I hate commercials…and rude people. My cat Mark is my best friend. I have a bad habit of people watching in public. I am a Com major/film minor at Drexel. My favorite thing in my bedroom is my carpet, it really ties the whole room together. If I could meet any fictional T.V. character it would be Buster Bluth from Arrested Development. I’m no chef but I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. I think Johnny Cash is the man. I live to play volleyball. I get really nervous around attractive people. I love elevator conversations. I hate getting yelled at. I tell way too many horrible jokes. When someone gets a movie/tv show reference I made, it’s the best feeling ever.  One thing I want to do before I die is change someone’s life.

Buster Bluth